The only thing that could possibly move "John Popper is still doing things?!?!" out of the lead of this story is what one Nationals fan did during a recent seventh-inning stretch.
The Blues Traveler frontman's harmonica rendition of "God Bless America" was just too much patriotism for one guy in the stands to take, so he was forced to cleanse his misty eyes with some eye drops.
Only problem is the dude's sunglasses were still on.
We hope that cameraman gets a raise.