Wondering which Ranger is most likely to win the rodeo?
OK, get out your address books. Ready? Good.
When you end up in jail, the Ranger to call is Michael Young.
When you need a loan, hit up Joe Nathan.
David Murphy is your Who Wants to be a Millionaire lifeline.
And Mitch Moreland can handle all of your rodeo cowboy needs.
That should cover every possible life situation, right?
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