Whoops! Sorry about it, Birmingham! You’re trying to hit some doubles in the gap? Rough luck. Not with Matt Szczur out there. Web Gem City. Basically traveling about a thousand feet total* to make two incredible catches. Having no regard for his body. Nothing you can really do as a hitter except tip your cap. You got legally robbed, plain and simple.
Only thing more insane than these catches is that Szczur is pronounced “Caesar.” Like come on, dude. I try my best to be cool but I kind of don’t hold a candle to a guy that makes two web gems and whose name is pronounced “Caesar.”
*Very rough estimate