Check out this elementary school picture that Jason Kipnis just Grammed. Turtleneck swag for days. To be honest, Kip* and I could be related. Like I wouldn’t be surprised. Check out this #TBT of me. So similar. Our moms both 100% dressed us. We both have flow into next week. I guess the only difference between us is that he’s a pro baseball player and I’m not. Small difference, but it is what it is.
*Relatives can call each other nicknames, nbd.