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Joe Kelly's Elementary School Essay

Friday, August 23, 2013 1:39 PM

A few thoughts after reading this essay that St. Louis Cardinals starter Joe Kelly wrote in elementary school:

1) Joe Kelly’s first career home run is going to be epic, because he kinda called it.

2) As badly as I need to see Joe Kelly play an inning at shortstop and first base right now, the Cardinals are 7-1 in his last eight starts, so he should probably just stick to the program.

3) Joe Kelly is still a handsome boy.

H/T to Dayn Perry Comments

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