You can go on and on about the Upton brothers’ resume. They both play in the big leagues, they were both drafted in the first round, they’re both in the playoffs, etc. But the thing I’m most jealous about is that their last name is Upton. It could literally be anything else, it just happens to be Upton. Do you think they would do this photoshoot with Kate Upton if it wasn’t? Heck, no. Some guys have it all I guess.